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God Recruit the World Best Developer(inventor of C) , Dennis Ritchie Died

#include
int main()
{
if(date=="12.10.2011")
{
printf("Dennis left the world ");
}
return sad;
}
  

Conversation between god and Dennis Ritchie:

Ritchie: Why did you recruit me?

God: 
Men in this world breached the security of Earth(polutted). So it is going to end soon.
We planned to build better Matrix World than the earth. 
We need best security so that it can't be breached.
You have invented the C and helped to develop the UNIX(Secure Operating system ever).  
We believe you are the NEO(one), you can help us to develop a Matrix world that can't be breached.

Ritchie: What about Steve Jobs?

God:  He started his work already. It is your turn Ritchie.  

Let us build Secure Matrix World.


DENNIS RITCHIE DIED

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